Welcome to the first Under the Bridge Asshole of the Month contest! Each month, you will be asked to vote for one of several assholes, that one individual who you think exemplifies assholiness the best. Next January, the lucky 12 will be posted for the 2nd annual Under the Bridge Asshole of the Year competition!
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January 31, 2007
Categories: Asshole Competition . . Author: joethetroll . Comments: 19 Comments
Stolen verbatim from Jenna.
This is a list of the 50 most significant science fiction/fantasy novels, 1953-2002, according to the Science Fiction Book Club.
Bold the ones you’ve read, strike-out the ones you hated, italicize those you started but never finished and put an asterisk beside the ones you loved.
The Lord of the Rings, J.R.R. Tolkien
The Foundation [...]
January 30, 2007
Categories: Goofy Shit, Uncategorized . . Author: joethetroll . Comments: 13 Comments
I just heard a person on the radio mention that he was standing on “American soil”, and it got me to wondering……..
Suppose I have a pickup truck loaded with dirt, or “Good ol’ American soil.” I then drive this truck into Canada, where I dump the entire load. Is it then “Canadian soil”, or is [...]
January 29, 2007
Categories: Goofy Shit . . Author: joethetroll . Comments: 10 Comments
I first posted about it here……
…and now there’s this.
Ummm….. was it specifically said that the second coming would be human?
UPDATE: This just in….. a photo of the scene near the fridge.
January 28, 2007
Categories: Life in general . . Author: joethetroll . Comments: 22 Comments
***You Should Spend Your Summer in the City***
You’re a trooper, and the summer heat doesn’t really get to you.
So you rather stay in the city, where you can sip iced lattes and go to midnight movies.
Forget the beach! You rather be where the good restaurants and stores are.
Where Should You Spend Your Summer?
http://www.blogthings.com/whereshouldyouspendyoursummerquiz/
January 26, 2007
Categories: Goofy Shit . . Author: joethetroll . Comments: 4 Comments
My WTFometer blasted loudly across the office this morning when I logged on and read this. It seems that some actor from some doctor show that I don’t watch is entering therapy because he said an unkind word. He needs, evidently, to be reeducated.
In a recent debate about racism I said “Have we achieved racial amity [...]
January 25, 2007
Categories: Dipshittery in general . . Author: joethetroll . Comments: 24 Comments
I don’t have anything to add to these stories…… I’ll just let you comment!
Boy’s screaming kills chickens.
The duck that would not die.
Iguana can’t get it down.
Chimp escapes cage, goes on cleaning spree. (I want to adopt this chimp!)
Scorpions on a plane!
January 24, 2007
Categories: Goofy Shit . . Author: joethetroll . Comments: 3 Comments
The people have spoken. Well, they haven’t actually spoken, but they have typed. They’ve typed what they would have spoken, had they been here to speak. Several may have spoken what they were typing while they typed it, in which case they have spoken, I just couldn’t hear them. But they spoke nonetheless. Anyway, when [...]
January 24, 2007
Categories: Political dipshittery, Polls . . Author: joethetroll . Comments: 8 Comments
For the newbies: Trolling the underground is a formerly regular feature that has been sidelined since my home computer died. I still don’t have a new one, but I have cobbled this entry together over a few weeks and with the help of my friends. It will be regular again, but not until I get a [...]
January 21, 2007
Categories: Trolling the Underground . . Author: joethetroll . Comments: 6 Comments
As many of you know, this wasn’t the first “Under the Bridge” site. I liked the first one just fine, until it started having problems actually posting poasts, and your comments. When I’d had enough, I switched here.
This has been fine from a utilitarian standpoint, and it DOES give me the thing that does this, [...]
January 21, 2007
Categories: Uncategorized . . Author: joethetroll . Comments: 9 Comments