I don’t know what alarmed the people at this school, but they ended up calling the bomb squad because of a “mysterious package.”
It turns out that a box suspected of being an explosive device was actually something design to contain up to 500 explosions!
Cosidering the atmosphere in schools these days, however, they’d have probably preferred [...]
There’s nothing wrong here that panic can’t solve…….
The dipshittery never stops.
I found this while perusin’ the news this morning:
Sorrell, who had been an English and journalism instructor at Woodlan Junior-Senior High School, was placed on paid leave March 19, two months after an editorial advocating tolerance of homosexuals ran in Woodlan’s student newspaper, The Tomahawk. Sorrell had been the newspaper’s adviser.
School officials in the conservative [...]
Dear Glen Beck,
You’re a prick. I will tell you why.
The other day, Tuesday April 24, I had a few minutes at home before going to my Astronomy final. While Angus was in the backyard doing what dogs do in the backyard, I flipped on the TV, which was still set to CNN, as I had been watching the news [...]
What a year it was……..
In 1965 (the year you were born)
Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the USSecretary of Defense Robert McNamara calls for a nationwide network of bomb shelters
Former leader of the Black Muslims, Malcolm X, is shot and killed in New York City To protest voting rights discrimination, civil rights demonstrators begin a march for Selma to [...]
The toilet poll.
Much chit-chat has resulted from Sheryl Crow’s assertion that women should only use one square of toilet paper, most notably from Rosie O’Donnell, who uses a billboard. While many people think that Sheryl was speaking facetiously, it made me want to post something mildly disgusting. So, ladies, how many squares do you use – onesies [...]
The Predictable Happens.
As always, it didn’t take long for the purveyors of higher education to decide, once again, that the 1st Amendment is America’s true enemy. As I’ve always said, there is nothing the average American believes in more than FREEDOM……… as long as no one else tries to use some.
“A classroom is supposed to be a place [...]
3 things that bug me because they’re bull.
1. “We have 5 technicians with 100 years combined experience!”
No, you don’t. You might have 5 technicians with 20 years of experince apiece, but that’s not the same thing. Did they all learn COMPLETELY different things in their careers? If so, then maybe. However, if you have 5 technicians (doctors, lawyers, astronauts, car washers, whatever) that [...]
How did I ever find this before Paula did???
You Are a Chocolate Cake
Fun, comforting, and friendly.
You are a true classic, and while you’re not super cutting edge, you’re high quality.
People love your company – and have even been known to get addicted to you.
What Kind of Cake Are You?
An uncomfortable opinion.
Gawd, I hate this. I try to be fair, though, and just because I don’t like a person, that doesn’t mean I can never think they have a point. And racist, no talent fuckbrain Ted Nugent does, I believe, have a point.
And before you react emotionally, consider this. Marijuana and cocaine have both been banned [...]
Some things you should see.
Well, I have finals next Monday and Tuesday, so any post that may get me a third “Thinkie” will have to wait. Until then, here’s a couple things I think you should read.
First, here is an important post from The Zero Boss. It’s something that SHOULD be on the news but won’t be. The VA [...]
