Welcome to the first Under the Bridge Asshole of the Month contest! Each month, you will be asked to vote for one of several assholes, that one individual who you think exemplifies assholiness the best. Next January, the lucky 12 will be posted for the 2nd annual Under the Bridge Asshole of the Year competition!
I will pick the contestants every month. If you have a suggestion, feel free to send it to me via e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org. I will entertain suggestions, but not feel beholden to them. I am certain that many of you will know about assholes that I am unaware of, so feel free to send suggestions, along with a link to the reason for your suggestion.
For every contestant, I will provide a link to the info that made them, in my mind, qualify for consideration. That way you don’t have to take my word for it, you can see the reason for yourself and judge it by it’s assholy merits. Any monthly winner will be ineligible to be AOTM for the remainer of the year, although they can still rack up reasons to be Asshole of the Year. One (1) vote per person. Voting will be open for one week each month.
And now, let’s look at January’s assholes, shall we?
Contestant #1 – Mike Nifong Justice isn’t served by underhanded means.
Contestant #3 – Ted Nugent Such an asshole he even offends Republicans.
Contestant #4 – Steve Doocy Get your facts straight, dickhead.
Contestant #5- Alberto Gonzalez – Isn’t understanding the Constitution key to your job?
Contestant #6 – Dick Cheney – Know thyself.
Man, assholes are easy to find.