Things I’ve learned recently.

  1. You can disagree with someone’s statements on a fairly regular basis, and still be considered her “sycophant.”
  2. You can disagree with someone’s ststements on a fairly regular basis, and still find her more agreeable than someone you agree with.
  3. When you tell someone to look in a mirror, they will most likely look in the one that says “Of course, YOU are the fairest of them all.”
  4. The nicest in a group can be the most dangerous when cornered.
  5. The liberal media writes a lot about the bad things that pit bulls do, like killing innocent children, but it never mention the schools they build.
  6. Kittens are inherently insane.
  7. The number bullets at this site don’t work for shit.
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10 Comments

  1. “You can disagree with someone’s statements on a fairly regular basis, and still find her more agreeable than someone you agree with.”

    QOTD!!

  2. “When you tell someone to look in a mirror, they will most likely look in the one that says “Of course, YOU are the fairest of them all.”

    Most profound thing I’ve heard (or read) all day.

  3. “The nicest in a group can be the most dangerous when cornered.” Oh yes. Just ask that petty officer who tried to force me to perform an abhorrent task. Ask him how it felt to have his butt chewed out by his boss IN FRONT OF ME! YEAH. (/putting away catwoman fingernails now.)

  4. Agree with all that. I’m done with fanatics.

    I’m sorry if you feel I haven’t given you your due in the past Joe, but sometimes I have to be hit over the head with things b4 they sink in.

  5. kittens are insane- the world needs more kitties!

  6. Yes we are quite insane. Thank. you. very. much. ;op

  7. All wise words methinks!

  8. “You can disagree with someone’s statements on a fairly regular basis, and still be considered her ‘sycophant.’ “

    Ya say that like it’s a bad thing… I’m gonna call Miz Paula and squeal on ya!

  9. She’s seen it already, Sylvia… she gave me “Quote of the Day.”

  10. [cheerfully scampering around and chanting] I’m gonna tell Miz Pauuula! I’m gonna tell Miz Pauuula! Neener! Neener! Neener!

    Mr. Joe the Troll wrote: “She’s seen it already, Sylvia…”

    I’m gonna tell… gonna… What?! Oh. [annoyed] That was rather rude of her. I’d even venture to say that Miz Paula’s behavio(u)r just wasn’t civilized. Well, never mind, then.


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