The duck that still wouldn’t die…….

I first posted about it here……

…and now there’s this.

Ummm….. was it  specifically said  that the second coming would be human?

UPDATE: This just in….. a photo of the scene near the fridge.

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22 Comments

  1. I think we’d all best learn to quack. And ixnay on the grasfoienay. Duck, goose, slippery slope. Well, that’s the birdpoop, but still.

  2. No it wasn’t and you just can’t duck the issue. We heard about that over hear. I bet it gave the person a fright that opened the fridge.

  3. Gawd, Mr. Joe! You believe all that?! [chortle!] Damn, yer gullible! Silly! The duck was dead all along–it’s just been trying to get attention with this resurrection bit. YBTBADD–T! [1]

    You, of all people! [rolling on floor, laughing and quacking]
    ***
    [1] You’ve Been Trolled By A Dead Duck–Twice! What a marooon!

  4. So, the hunter’s wife opened the fridge and the duck lifts its head and sez, “‘K, I really, really apologize for poopin’ all around yer pond, and I promise to clean up the mess.

    Shivering, he eases himself out, grabs some paper towels, a petite bucket, and a petite shovel, and heads for the door. Halfway out, he stops and turns around.

    So, anyway… what the heck did that chicken do?

    ******
    [ducking]

  5. Also no more “Cold Duck” during the holidays

  6. lmao!

  7. This story was judged worthy to be in our main daily newspaper and on our TV news in NZ would you believe?!!

  8. Quack!

  9. LATEST UPDATE! This even more just in….. on my the fridge of the scene! (Plot thickens, innit.)

  10. Dammit. IMTS, “On my fridge: a new picture of the scene!”

  11. Is there supposed to be a link, Sylvia?

  12. This REALLY just in: [annoyed!] summabitch! Dropped the link! Shaddap. If this doesn’t work, then, well… forget the whole thing.

    LATEST UPDATE! This even more just in….. a new photo on my the fridge of the scene!

  13. LOL Syl! I was looking for a pic of Daffy holding up one of those signs that says “Missed me!”, but I couldn’t find one.

  14. This is kinda like a cyber-butter-fingers morning. I appear to have momentarily lost the ability to (at least passably) construct a sentence AND correctly attach a link at the same time. I’m gonna go back to sleep now and try again tomorrow. Don’t make any noise, ‘K?

  15. Mr. Joe the Troll wrote: “I was looking for a pic of Daffy holding up one of those signs that says ‘Missed me!’, but I couldn’t find one.

    A petite PRESENT!!! fer ewe!

    (and, Tha-Tha-Tha-Tha That’s all, folks!)

  16. Perfect! Thank you.

  17. Mr. Joe sez: “Perfect! Thank you.”

    Yer most welcome, Mr. Joe. I doubt that you could have found one. IIRC, Bugs is the one that would have a sign like that. Daffy would have just said, “Ha! Missed me!“–and two seconds later, his beak would fall off.

  18. “and two seconds later, his beak would fall off.”

    I was looking for one of those, too, or one with the beak on the back of his head, but no luck.

  19. Mr. Joe wished: “I was looking for […] one with the beak on the back of his head, but no luck.”

    Yer dithpicable! Of courth, that’th part of yer charm, tho, here.

  20. That’s the one!

  21. hows about one of em sayin “Your Despicable!”

  22. Hillbilly Tim requests: “hows about one of em sayin ‘Your Despicable!’

    Easy, peasey.


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