10 things you didn’t know about me.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joe the Troll!

  1. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Joe the Troll.
  2. Joe the Troll is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
  3. Joe the Troll has only one weakness – the colour yellow.
  4. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Joe the Troll.
  5. Joe the Troll can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
  6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Joe the Troll.
  7. Britain’s Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Joe the Troll!
  8. The deepest part of Joe the Troll is over 35,000 feet deep.
  9. If you lick Joe the Troll ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  10. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Joe the Troll.
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13 Comments

  1. “Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Joe the Troll. If you lick Joe the Troll ten times, you will consume one calorie.”

    I know there’s a connection here…

  2. The last one is my fave! I’ll post one in a minute.

  3. Back away from the blog, Eden……………

  4. Troll Snarfing

    I’m not sayin’ I’d lick Joe the Troll ten times, but I lurves a man who is low calorie. He claims Sour Grapes apparently had some’at to do with this intensely inane bit of trivia: Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lizards! Lizards are the sacred animal of …

  5. This one worries me:
    “Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Joe the Troll.”

    Don’t let yourself be used, man. Demand respect!

  6. Wait’ll they find out what’s on their hands……

  7. # Britain’s Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Joe the Troll!
    # The deepest part of Joe the Troll is over 35,000 feet deep.
    # If you lick Joe the Troll ten times, you will consume one calorie.

    The only thing I can make of this is that you are a low-fat fatass. 😉

  8. I like that Joe The Troll doesnt leave those nasty underarm stains like other anti-perspirants

  9. Wait’ll they find out what’s on their hands……

    My guess is that it has something to do with the all the low-calorie licking…

    Joe the Troll is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.

    And then perhaps smuggled, unpacked, rolled and smoked?

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  13. […] not sayin’ I’d lick Joe the Troll ten times, but I lurves a man who is low calorie. He claims Sour Grapes apparently had […]


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