First read this.

So, given a choice, who would YOU grind up and snort?



  1. Ewww. No one. Ewww.

  2. Ditto.

  3. Well, let’s say I HAD to snort someone, okay? I mean, I wouldn’t want to, I’d be all ewwww, but that’s not really in the spirit of this poastie. ~glares at above commenters~ I’d snort Ray Carver. Maybe some genius short story writing molecules would get in my brain.

  4. Eeeeww. Um, I would probably snort…Ozzy Osbourne or Alice Cooper or some other old rocker who’s done enough drugs that I might get some kind of contact high. I mean, if I have to snort somebody, I might as well hope the experience will be forgotten quickly, eh?

  5. That’s just wrong.

    But better than flowers and kitties.

  6. Keith Richards.

  7. Natalie Portman. But no one tell her, m’kay?

  8. Jeff beat me to it! Keith Richards is illegal in most rightthinking nations.

  9. Anna Nicole Smith. Think of the lasting high you’d get.

  10. That is so gross!

  11. “Jeff beat me to it!”

    I have an itchy trigger finger when it comes to comedy, Zen. Better luck next time. 😉

  12. Oh well, Jeff. Zen called me a “piece of shit” and a “cunt” long before you ever would have, so I guess it’s only fair!

  13. True, true. I think he called me similar things long, long ago on usenet. That means he likes you.

  14. I feel so betrayed by both Britney and Linsday. They started out as such wholesome girls and they turned on me, giving me only Beyoncé to use as a household role model. Skanks. I’d snort Britney then freebase Lohan. Totally overdosing on my shattered images.

  15. I always said, if I had to snort a guy… I mean had to, if my life depended on it… I’d snort Elvis.

    (With apologies to Quentin Tarantino)

  16. lol, I read about that yesterday and I thought it was a joke! I wouldn’t snort anyone…I might turn out like Keith Richards!!

  17. He’s claiming it was a joke now, but I find that dubious. Most people, upon admiting that they snorted their dad’s ashes in front of reporters, would say it’s a joke RIGHT AWAY…..

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