The toilet poll.

Much chit-chat has resulted from Sheryl Crow’s assertion that women should only use one square of toilet paper, most notably from Rosie O’Donnell, who uses a billboard. While many people think that Sheryl was speaking facetiously, it made me want to post something mildly disgusting. So, ladies, how many squares do you use – onesies and twosies?

Me? I use the kitties.




  1. My kitty girl Astrid would be number one on Sheryl Crow’s shit list (bada-boom! Oh yes I did!!!) as she unrolls at least a roll a day. She has a severe paper fetish…toilet, towel, napkin you name it.

  2. Actually, the kitties would be, too. Few things are as fun as unrolling the entire roll and shredding the paper! I wish they would spend more time reading. Miles enjoys making confetti out of my homework, as well.

  3. I use A LOT of TP. I’m a TP pig. I like a nice big fluffy handful. Even so, I bet I leave a smaller footprint on this earth than Ms. Crow. Yeah, she now says it was a joke. So, what about the other stuff – was that all a joke too? She should stick to singing, my view.

    My kitties have never bothered the TP. They’re too busy shredding the carpeting.

  4. I’m with Paula, TP should be used in big wads, but not big enough to clog the plumbing (My Toto toilet can handle aplenty, though.)
    I, too, read that Crow was joking (it was on her site) about the TP thing, and I believer that, but perhaps she didn’t want to be known for the TP kerfuffle. Who knows. And LOL about Rosie O’Donnell and the billboard. On a side note, I heard she’s leaving The View. I don’t even watch that show and I find that to be happy news.

  5. Crow was making a silly reference to the Seinfeld episode where Elaine is in the lu and can’t get the chick in the next stall to “spare a square.” Crows’ buddy Laurie David is the husband of Larry David, the co-creator of Seinfeld.

    Kitty roll trouble? Turn it so it pulls from the bottom of the roll.

  6. This just in (funny as, um, shit)

  7. I had a friend who used to make a flucking mitt outta toilet paper. It used to drive me nuts when you came to my house (out in the Middle East).
    TP was expensive in the Middle East and it’s even MORE expensive in UK! Bastards.

    I wrap TP around my hand twice and that’s enough to keep me from getting pee on my hand. I use a lot more for other – erm – duties (pun totally intended).

  8. I don’t know how much I use. I just give the roll a little yank and tear it off. Probably 5-6 sheets? although baby wipes feel SO much better.

  9. You wipe with a baby? That’s just WRONG. 🙂

  10. That’s all they are good for… cats. I also admire your choice of name for your dog. Ours is called Gus short for Angus. hmmm strange.

  11. His previous owners named him after Angus Young. Now I have Miles and Billie, also named after musicians.

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